theyellowbrickroad:

im going to name my kid pregnant so they can be like “hi im pregnant” and everyone will stand there all mortified

landorus:

the older u get the funnier spongebob becomes

bonerfart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

bonerfart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

  • me: no one likes me
  • someone: I like you
  • me: thanks
  • me: no one likes me

metaknighty:

today a 4 foot tall freshman in an angry birds t shirt pushed me out of the way because he “has an honors class to get to move peasant” 

everjay:

there’s a post floating around my dash that’s like “don’t cast people who can’t sing in musicals,” which like yeah, okay, but also don’t cast people who can’t ACT in musicals because I’ll tell you what if you can barely carry a tune but know how to pour your heart and soul into a character and make them a person I would pick you ten times over sweet voice mcnoemotions okay

epic-humor:

sloth-grunge:

trying to comfort someone like

image

whores:

whores:

Don’t cry because its over

cry because you’re ugly

jessemueller:

how are people on their phones during broadway shows? I cant even blink without being worried about missing some magic

wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me